Did you know that NZ is in the middle of a national crisis?
Although earthquakes may have shaken Cantabrians to within a millimetre of insanity, this latest tragedy has touched everyone in the country. Even Aucklanders. Ex-pats are also affected. It's pretty serious.
The country is running out of Marmite!
Marmite is a yeasty spread that foreigners hate. Kiwis are born with a gene for Marmite appreciation* and everyone eats it on toast for breakfast**.
